Frequently Asked Questions

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Q: Are you a Neo-Nazi or Alt-right?

A: Fuck no, you won't see me endorsing Tommy Robinson any time soon. 

Q: Do you vote Tory?

A: I am a new Tory. I have no choice. Once years ago, I'd voted for  David Cameron, deeply regretted it, and never voted for them since. I never thought I'd vote for them again, but it seems they are the only party left who knows what a woman is and isn't woke, so reluctant Tory I am.

Q: Who do you vote for?

A: It's Tory now. Over the years I usually swung between Labour and Green Party, but I could never vote for them now. They are less concerned with working class people, animals and the environment (things I actually care a lot about) and more concerned with pushing woo woo like identity politics, harmful queer theory, and the like. It's unlikely Labour will ever see my vote again, and the Greens never will, not after the Aimee Challoner affair. 🤢

Q: Did you vote for Brexit?

A: Fuck no. It's the worst decision this country's made in recent history.

Q: Are you a 'TERF?'

A: I'm not even a Feminist to be a 'TERF,' but if I were I'd consider transmen (who are women) in my Feminism. So I can't say I'd be trans-exclusionary. (Unless it was against transwomen who are men.) But if by 'Are you a TERF?' you mean, do I believe that feminism was invented expressly for women, by women, and should centre women, then yes. Yes, I am THE BIGGEST, FATTEST, 'TERF' IN THE UNIVERSE.

Q: Are you a Feminist?

A: Sadly no,-I am too much of a handmaiden to meet the requirements, but I do consider many radfems my allies. Libfems can fuck right off though.

Q: Are you a Vegan?

A: It's a noble goal, but no. I eat a lot of fish and chicken.

Q: Do you hate atheists?

A: No, I actually love a lot of them. They engage in good debate a lot of the time, encourage me to think critically, and often are more open to examining their bias than religious people are. However, some treat Atheism like religion and can be very ignorant of non-atheists, which I dislike.

Q: Do you hate Muslims?

A: No. I dislike a lot of people, some are Muslim, some are Christian, other have other faiths or none, but their religion or lack of it is never the reason they're an asshole. They just are. 

Q: Do you hate Jews?

A: No. They are brothers and sisters of Abraham. In regards to Palestine I support a two-state solution. 

Q: Do you hate Trans people?

A: Hate is not a very useful emotion, I can count on one hand the amount of things I truly hate in this world. People who call themself 'trans' aren't one of them, although I have a strong dislike for transgenderism, which is nothing more than a minstrel show of womanhood.  Nobody is born in the wrong body. I also no longer believe in the theory that men in womanface  are 'sissy boys' or gay males with internalised  homophobia. In fact, I think that any male who wants to dress up as a sexualised version of a female is the furthest thing from gay. In fact, I'd say he's very much straight indeed or possibly bisexual. The bottom line is it's a fetish, it's autogynophilia, so I don't do pronouns. Men are men. 

Q: Do you hate Non-Binary people? 

A: Yes. OOnly joking, hate is pointless and irrational but my gosh they are annoying. They're narcissistic, attention-seeking, and severely mentally impaired. And I just don't have the patience.

Q: Do you have children? 

A: Fuck no.

Q: Are you a troll?

A: No, I'm serious about everything I say.

Q: Why are you Catholic?

A: Because I believe that only Jesus can save this shit show of a planet. I also believe that as flawed as The Catholic Church is, the fullness of the faith is here, and I'm not walking away from Jesus because of the presence of Judas in the church.

Q: Are you homophobic?

A: No. And I'm bisexual.

Q: What have you got against 'Queers?'

A: A lot: for a start, 'Queer' doesn't actually mean anything, other than you're weird or sexually deviant. And it originated as a slur. It's also a label used by straight people who dress quirky, to piggyback onto the LGB community. It's not interesting to me at all, it's just more lesbian, bisexual, and gay erasure. Nobody is 'Queer' they're just fucking perverts.

Q: Why do you care about cancel culture and wokeness?

A: Because 'wokeness' and cancel culture are insidious cancers that threaten every value that I hold dear. They require that we lie and distort the truth to protect peoples feelings. They also require that we stifle intellectual debate, suspend all critical thought, and only engage in dialogue with people who think and live like us. I can't think of anything worse for mankind than the spread of cancel culture and wokeness.

Q: Why don't you review more books here?

A: Because I read books quite slowly due to being disabled. I do what I can, and wish I could read more.

Q: Do you hate femininity?

A: No, I love femininity actually. But I do recognise it as a social construct, (with some biological basis) and feel that women should be free to be as gender-conforming or non-conforming as they like.

Q: Do you hate gender roles?

A: No, I love and respect tradition, but I don't think people should be shackled to it if they don't want to. If you don't want to conform to a gender role you shouldn't have to.

Q: Do you believe in the patriarchy? 

A: Not in the progressive western countries no. I don't believe there's this big glass ceiling constructed by males who sit around trying to oppress women. I think that there are obstacles women face in the west, sure, but I can't say I can link them all together into some sort of big tapestry of oppression that blankets western women. However, it's clear that in many Eastern European, African, Middle Eastern and Asian countries, the patriarchy is very real.

Q: What do you think about the concepts of 'Whiteness' and 'White Privilege'?'

A: I think that all white people are not a homogenous group and to say so is racist. I think that anybody can have privilege depending on where they are and what setting they're in. I'm sure if I was in a country where white skin was highly prized, somewhere like India, I might have white privilege, sure. But 'white privilege' as it's used by the left, to refer to white people in the USA, Canada, and the UK, is not something I believe in. Our countries are very diverse, being white doesn't usually get you special treatment. 

Q: Do you hate flat earthers?

No! I don't get it but not everyone gets my Catholicism.

Q: Do you hate kids?

A: No, but I'd like them to not be around me at all. They should come with some sort of in-built silencer.

Q: How can you be a bisexual, child-free, Catholic?

A: Because God made me this way? Take it up with him?

Q: Why do you have to talk about all this shit?

A: Someone's got to, might as well be me. Can you imagine having all this shit in your head?

Q: Are you really Chris Whitty?

A: Apparently.

Q: Are you a Communist?

A: Fuck no.

Q: Are you anti-Chinese?

A: I'm anti-Chinese government, but that is not anti-Chinese. I'm anti-Chinese virus  because it did originate in China and has ruined the planet. I'm also against China flooding the world with their cheap shit made in sweatshops by slaves. I'm also sick of the way the Chinese oppress their own people, Christians, Muslims, and Uyghurs. And I'm sick of the way they treat animals like shit. So no, I don't 'hate' the Chinese, but the government over there can go fuck itself. 

Q: Are you Islamophobic?

A: Nope. I'm a Catholic, anyone who's a son or daughter of Abraham is a brother or sister to me. You know, unless you're an asshole, in which case it isn't because of your religion.

Q: Are you Fatphobic?

A: No, but I think the 'fat positivity' movement is the dumbest shit ever. There's nothing 'positive' about eating yourself to death. Yeah, fat-shaming is shitty, we all know it. If you do it you're a dick, etc. But I don't endorse this fat positivity shit. It's unhealthy. 

Q: Why are you so mean?

A: I don't actually intend to be. You should see me when I do.

Q: Are you really pro-life?

A: Yes. I'm alive and very aware of it.

Q: So you don't care about rape victims?

A: No, not true. Also, I am a rape baby, and a rape victim, so please don't use me to prop up your arguments to murder children. Being poor, unwanted, disabled, or having a rapist for a father, are not acceptable reasons to murder a child. Ever. If you think they are, you're welcome to your  view. But it isn't mine, and we can agree to disagree. I am not a libtard, we can still be friends. 

Now you know me better you can think of more accurate insults for me.

God bless,

Clairey Frances.